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Cronos a taiat cu secera testiculele tatalui sau Uranus, care era personificarea cerului. Si cred ca a procedat corect: va puteti imagina un cer cu testicule? – Valeriu Butulescu

Cine zambeste atunci cand lucrurile merg prost s-a gandit deja pe cine sa dea vina. – Necunoscut

Inteligenta ma urmareste,…dar eu sunt mai rapid. – Necunoscut

Pestele care lupta impotriva curentului… moare electrocutat. – Necunoscut

Orice bata are doua capete. Depinde din care capat privesti. – Necunoscut

Cel mai greu lucru in box este sa te scobesti in dinti cu manusa. – Necunoscut

Pustiule, daca stii cate prajituri am la spate, ti le dau pe amandoua. – Necunoscut

Munca nu a omorat niciodata pe nimeni, dar de ce sa risti? – Necunoscut

Fugi de tentatii…dar incet, sa te poata ajunge. – Necunoscut

De ce sa bei si sa conduci, cand poti sa fumezi si si zbori? – Necunoscut

Cei cinstiti sunt inadaptatii societatii. – Necunoscut

Prostul rade de trei ori: o data cand rad ceilalti, o data cand intelege gluma si inca o data, cand isi da seama ca rasese fara sa inteleaga. – Necunoscut

Exista doua cuvinte care iti deschid multe usi: trage si impinge. – Necunoscut
Daca o pasarica ti-a soptit ceva, inseamna ca ai innebunit, pentru ca pasarelele nu vorbesc. – Necunoscut

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