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Citate despre informatica si calculatoare

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Omul are iluzia ca vorbeste cu lumea intreaga la calculator. El e de fapt singur –Octavian Paler

Pentru a putea intrebuinta calculatorul la studiul problemelor concrete, omul e obligat sa invete sa gandeasca exact si abstract. – Grigore Moisil

Nu ma tem de calculatoare. Ma tem de lipsa acestora. – Isaac Asimov

Un program pentru calculator face ceea ce ii spui tu sa faca, nu ceea ce vrei tu sa faca.

La originea oricarei erori care este atribuita computerului vei gasi cel putin doua greseli umane, incluzand-o pe aceea de a da vina pe computer.

Daca constructorii ar face constructiile in felul in care programatorii concep programe, atunci prima ciocanitoare care ar veni, ar distruge civilizatia.

Erorile nedetectabile sunt infinite in varietate, spre deosebire de erorile detectabile care sunt limitate prin definitie.

Un afisaj digital furnizeaza informatii gresite cu o precizie mai mare decat a fost posibil anterior.

Daca computerele devin prea puternice, le putem organiza intr-un comitet – asta o sa le termine.

Este mai usor sa adaptezi specificatia la program decat viceversa.

Nu exista limbaj in care sa fie cat de cat dificil sa se scrie un program prost.

Un computer face tot atatea greseli in doua secunde cat doi oameni care lucreaza in douazeci de ani.

Indiferent ce cauti pe internet, cel putin un site pornografic se va potrivi cu criteriile tale de cautare.

Inteligenta artificiala nu se poate compara cu prostia naturala.

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