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Dorind sa-i faca o surpriza sotului care era mare banker, sotia ii face o vizita la birou. Intra si il vede stand linistit cu secretara in brate. Fara sa ezite bancherul spune: …domnilor, o fi criza financiara, dar eu nu pot lucra doar cu un scaun in birou!

In perioada crizei financiare poti face o mica avere doar daca pornesti de la una mai mare.

Guvernul roman va asigura slujbe pentru someri pe perioada crizei financiare. Ele vor fi oficiate de preoti, episcopi si mitropoliti.

De ce nu se mai uita agentii imobiliari pe geam dimineata la lucru? Pentru ca nu ar avea ce face dupa-masa!

Criza financiara poate fi mai rea decat un divort. Te poate lasa cu mai putin de 50% din avere.

Care este diferenta dintre un bancher si o pizza mare? Cu pizza mare langa tine nu mori de foame.

Un om mascat cu pusca intro banca: “nu vreau bani, vreau sa vi-i imprumutati unii la altii!”

Scris in categoria: Citate economie

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