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“Traim intr-o era in care pizza ajunge la noi acasa mai repede decat politia.” — Jeff Marder.

Un intelectual e cineva care a gasit ceva mai interesant decat sexul.” — Edgar Wallace.

“Intr-o tara subdezvoltata sa nu beti apa. Intr-o tara superdezvoltata sa nu respirati aerul.” — Jonathan Raban.

“Noua Zeelanda este o tara cu trei sute de milioane de oi, iar trei milioane din ele se considera oameni” — Barry Humphries.

“Singurele cuvinte in engleza pe care le-am vazut in Japonia: SONY si MITSUBISHI.” — Bill Gullickson.

“Homosexualitatea in Rusia e o crima si pedeapsa inseamna sapte ani de puscarie, inchis alaturi de alti barbati. Lista de asteptare se intinde pe trei ani.” — Yakov Smirnoff.

“Sa traiesti pe pamant poate fi scump, dar include o calatorie gratuita in jurul soarelui in fiecare an . — Ashleigh Brilliant.

“Daca iti consideri seful un tampit, gandeste-te ca daca ar fi fost destept, ai fi fost somer.” — Albert Grant.

“Nu vreau lingai in jurul meu. Vreau ca toti sa-mi spuna adevarul chiar daca asta i-ar costa slujba.” — Samuel Goldwyn.

“Doctorul mi-a dat sase luni de trait, dar cand n-am putut plati factura mi-a mai dat sase.” — Walter Matthau.

“In fiecare dimineata ma uit in Forbes la cei mai bogati oameni ai Americii. Daca nu sunt acolo, plec la munca.” — Robert Orben.

“O parte din cei 10 millioane $ le-am cheltuit la jocuri de noroc, o parte pe femei. Restul i-am tocat aiurea.” — George Raft.

Nu-i suficient sa faci tot ce-i mai bun. Intai trebuie sa stii ce sa faci, APOI sa faci ce-i mai bun. — W. Edwards Deming

Succesul inseamna sa mergi din esec in esec fara sa-ti pierzi din entuziasm. — Winston Churchill

Singurul mod de a va face calculatoarele sa mearga mai repede este sa le aruncati pe fereastra. — Robert Paul

Intrebarea daca un computer gandeste este ca si intrebarea daca un submarin inoata.– Edsgar Dijkstra

Sa nu faci nimic e tare greu. Nu stii cand ai terminat. — Leslie Nielsen

Nu lua viata in serios. Nu o sa iesi din ea viu. — Elbert Hubbard

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April 18th, 2017 at 09:40    


Que « je perdrais », ça reste à prouver, tu n’es pas jug1f40e (si ? )La photo EST une œuvre artistique en elle-même, et elle a d’abord été publiée sur Flickr (il y a déjà longtemps), bien avant de servir d’illustration à un article, ce qui en est une utilisation secondaire.Bref, comme toujours, on ne peut pas savoir ^^ (notamment parce que ça n’arrivera pas).

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So true. Honesty and everything recognized.

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April 18th, 2017 at 14:35    


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April 18th, 2017 at 14:51    


Ola Bernabauer, minha coluna e’ basica em ferramentas de interacao, nem comentarios tem Mas os blogs do mesmo canal, tem rss, comentarios, etc… Trackbacks acho q ainda nao.Obrigado mais uma vez!

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April 18th, 2017 at 15:14    


Ik vond SATC 2 niet leuk Heb hem in de bios gezien, maar daarna niet meer. Herken het liedje dus niet, maar nu ik jou hoor praten over het huwelijk van Stanford en Anthony denk ik toch: hmm… maar weer eens die film kijken

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April 18th, 2017 at 15:32    


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April 18th, 2017 at 16:33    


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April 18th, 2017 at 17:19    


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April 18th, 2017 at 18:51    


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